Welcome to the Colegrovian Ministry
of
Gambling, Prostitution and Motor Vehicle Registration

Bill McFerrin
Minister of Gambling, Prostitution and Motor Vehicle Registration

Gambling
The Minister of GP&MVR recommends betting on red.

Prostitution
If you are a prostitute please notify the Minister at your earliest convinience.

Motor Vehicle Registration
While the morality of motor vehicle registration is still a controversial issue, the Ministry of GP&MVR intends to consider registering vehicles at some date in the future, folowing public review and comment. Motor vehicle registration officices will be allowed no closer than 1000 feet from established casinos, brothels, liquor stores or high schools.