The Colegrovian Executive

The Colegrovian governmental executive consists of several major and many minor ministries and the People's Commissariats. Overseeing this vast bureaucracy are is the Bureau of Departments and the Department of Bureaus. There are many open portfolios at this time. If you wish to be in charge of a minor pointless bureaucracy send E-mail to His Relatively Highness the Emperor.

Please visit our Miniserial web pages:

• Agriculture, Fisheries and Topless Bars
• Alcohol Tobacco Firearms & Narcotics
• BuBeer
• BuTonic
• Banking, Baking, Bowling and Bribery
• Fine Arts and Concrete
• Gambling, Prostitution and Motor Vehicle Registration
• Inspector General
• Motor Sports and Post Offices
• Music, Mirth and Madness
• Railroads
• Secret Police
• War and Ballroom Dance
• Defense, Offense and Special Teams
• Salvation Navy

And the People's Commisariats

• The People's Commissariat for Bits, Bytes and Nibbles
• The People's Commissariat for Mergers, Acquisitions and Beer Nuts
• The People's Commissariat for Marriage and Families

Some of the Ministries still awaiting ministerial appointments are:

• Taxation and Funeral Services
• Immigration and Get the Hell Out
• Education, Landfills and Toxic Waste
• Environment, Nuclear Power and Oil Production
• Minister of State, County and Local

The Commissariats requiring ideologically correct young shock workers for supreme executive positions:

• People's Commissar for Mud
• Peoples' Commissar for Tractors and Spacecraft
• People's Commisar for Propaganda and Toilet Tissue Production.
• Leader of the Propaganda and Toilet Tissue Production Commissariat's Shock Bikini Worker Brigade
• People's Commissar for Red Peppers
• People's Commissar for Left Shoes
• People's Commissar for Right Shoes
• People's Commissar for Soybean Products and Microelectronics
• People's Commissar for the Investigation of People's Commissars
• People's Commissar for the Investigation of the People's Commissar for the Investigation of People's Commissars.
• People's Commissar for the Investigation of the People's Commissar for the Investigation of the People's Commissar for the Investigation of People's Commissars
• Commisary Commisar