COMBITS

The People's Commissariat for Bits, Bytes and Nibbles

Peter Johansson
People's Commissar for Bits, Bytes and Nibbles

Bit Shortage Solved
COMBITS is happy to announce that the impending bit shortage has been solved. The commissariat has mandated that all 8, 16, 32 and 64 bit processors in the Empire be replaced with Intel 4004 four bit processors, which they found in a dumpster behind the Intel Museum.

Power Problems
To conserve Imperial power resources the Commissar recommends people use 0's instead of 1's where ever possible.