Welcome to the Colegrovian Ministry
of
Fine Arts and Concrete

Nick Apuzzo
Minister of Fine Arts and Concrete

Buero of Crap Established
The Emperor has tons of useless stuff. The Bureau of Crap is now in charge of all the Emperor's collectable and odd crap.

Artwork Lost
The Minister regretfully has come to the conclusion that the Giracamoetti sculpture "Heap of Rusty Old Car Parts #7" was accidentally recycled. During the reconstruction of the Plaza of Above Average Dudes the central sculpture was mistaken for refuse and hauled away. The ministry is attempting to recreate the sculpture from Giracamoetti's preparatory sketches and photographs of the work as it stood in the plaza. If you own a passenger side door from a 1957 Mercury Turnpike Cruiser please contact the minister.