The Mission of the Colegrovian Military is to defend the Empire from people who are a pain.
The Colegrovian Military is split into eight branches:
- Army Guys
- Navy Dudes
- Salvation Navy
- Scary Shaved Head Guys Who Land on Beaches
- Imperial Coast and Mud Guard
- Imperial Ballroom Storm Troopers
- Nuclear Rocket and Cherry Bomb Forces
- Regularly Scheduled Air Force
The Current order of battle is:
- Emperor
- Rear Admiral Ron Roberts
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