Colegrovia, Colegrovia,
We'll never get quite over ya.
Your shores are short, your skies are gray
 but we like you anyway.
Opening Stanza of the Colegrovian National Anthem

Colegrovia is a virtual nation, and running gag, ruled by an absolute dictator, His Relatively Highness, Emperor Dan I. Colegrovia also has a pointless and idle bureaucracy so the Emperor's pals can get a page on the web without doing anything.

A the center of the bureaucracy is the Secret Police who keep control with an iron fist. Guests of the Secret Police are treated to such coercive measures as the Fold Out Sofa or the Crying Griffin Baby.

Defending Colegrovia from military aggression and Beanie Baby collectors is the responsibility of the Ministry of War and Ballroom Dance.

The most frequently updated page is the news, brought to you be by the Ministry of Lies, Decit, Radio and Television. The Colegrovian Review of Books is popular too.

Colegrovia also has a travel log section to document the Emperor's extensive global travels which he undertakes to keep from remembering that he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Someday there will be Colegrovian export products, a Colegrovian cinema and a uniquely Colegrovian qusine, based on microwaved canned food. Until that glorious day there is only this sucky web site.

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